Thursday, October 3, 2013

SHOTS FIRED IN D.C. 10/03/2013

SHOTS FIRED OUTSIDE U.S. CAPITOL!

MORE AS NEWS COMES IN!

Car chase goes awry...

It appears that there is a lot of confusion as to the exact numbers of injuries to police officers and to how many shots were fired.

Area reporters are saying that a car chase beginning off-campus (campus being Capitol grounds)  ended up immediately near the  House of Representatives area. A small child was reportedly removed from the car of the shooter and is apparently safe. The shooter has been reported to have run from the scene of the car.

A stretcher bearing a white male, apparently a wounded police officer or a congressional aide , was taken to an ambulance.

There will be a news briefing within minutes.

LATER: It turns out the only shots were shots of vodka! The results of this were immediately clear and noticeable... Obama crapped in his pants!

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