FIRST FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR
TONIGHT’s First Friday Happy Hour will be held at the Swinger’s Club in the Plaza Hotel downtown. 5-7 pm. Be there or be talked about!
CLC 2012
The 5th annual Conservative Leadership Conference will be held June 8-10 at the downtown Plaza Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. CLC will again be co-hosted by Citizen Outreach and Americans for Tax Reform.
Among confirmed speakers: Herman Cain, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Margaret Hoover of FOX News, Jenny Beth Martin of Tea Party Patriots, and David Keene of the National Rifle Association. EARLY BIRD ticket pricing available until April 30. Register today for the best gathering of conservative-libertarians this side of the Rio Bravo!
A HAPPY EASTER STORY
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny…and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says, “Don’t worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again. He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves; hops another ten feet, turns and waves…and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says: "Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
READERS WRITE
“Everyone is complaining about jobs, jobs, jobs. As I said to Senator Heller - THERE ARE JOBS OUT THERE. People just don’t want to do them. They seem to think that they should walk in and be the boss without any sweat or ‘working their way up’ involved. I can’t tell you how many people have said to me they would rather just stay home on unemployment. 99 weeks is way too many! I did not say that people should not have some ‘safety net,’ as Senator Heller said. But two damn years?! That is way too long. You want the unemployment number to come down? Stop paying people to sit on their asses!” – SSC reader Linda Barnett of Carson City
IN CASE YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER…
- As it turns out, Republicans really ARE conducting a war on caterpillars. @mollyesque of The Atlantic has the scoop. http://cts.vresp.com/c/?CitizenOutreach/e646c0ea3b/3add5de2bd/c0bdd7cbc8
- Breaking: Clark County latest purge: Dem's deactivated: 27,815; R's deactivated: 13,727Why do GOP voter redge when D's self-deporting?
- Former NV state Sen. Elizabeth Halseth makes Maxim's "Most Popular 'Hot 100' Write-Ins of 2012" list. http://cts.vresp.com/c/?CitizenOutreach/e646c0ea3b/3add5de2bd/55b71bec2c
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
“Obama: GOP budget plan ‘a Trojan Horse.’ I hope so. As I recall, the guys who built the original ended up winning that battle.” – Tweet from former US. Sen. Fred Thompson
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