Submitted by: William Finley
Why Saul Alinsky Should Terrify YouF. G. Fitzer 1/27/2012
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Don’t say that the presidential campaign of Newt Gingrich has been of no value. Why, if it wasn’t for Gingrich 2012, America never would have been warned of the looming threat of Saul Alinsky!
the most dangerous dead man in AmericaWhen I say that the threat of Saul Alinsky is “looming”, I’m not being quite accurate. It’s closer to the truth to say that the threat of Saul Alinsky is loaming.
That’s because Saul Alinsky has been dead for over an entire generation.
Of course, what Newt Gingrich is warning us about when he talks about Saul Alinsky is the remaining cadre of Alinskyites, trained in the art of dangerous Socialist politics by Saul Alinsky himself. Prime among that new Socialist cadre is Barack Obama himself.
Just think of it: Barack Obama was ten years old when Saul Alinsky died. Ten years old. Get it? Obama was just at the right age to have been taught to ride a bicycle by Alinsky.
Bicycle. Do I need to say anything else? The very word causes shivers to run down the spine of every red blooded American capitalist. The bicycle suggests a lazy self-sufficiency that is a virus in the nucleus of prosperity.
Socialist Europeans love to ride their bicycles down quaint little streets to get long, phallic-shaped loaves of bread that were made with flour grown by farmers’ cooperatives. Yes, by cooperatives, comrade.
Every bicycle ride that an American takes is five dollars of profit stolen from the oil industry. It’s a car that isn’t manufactured, leaving our factories idle so that we can’t fight back when Red Ivan decides to invade, and you know what happens next, don’t you? Yes, your children will be saying “vodka”, and they’ll never learn about how Jesus wrote the Bill of Rights.
I’m not ashamed to say that Saul Alinsky makes me quiver in my boots, because the truth is, he wanted to “enfranchise” low income workers. Now, think about this: Why would anyone want to encourage losers, who can’t even figure out how to earn a million dollars for themselves, to vote? It’s like publishing an advertisement in the newspaper asking for unemployed men to come and date your daughter! Why poison the gene pool?
The truth that the Maoist media doesn’t want you to know about is that enfranchising poor people is tantamount to disenfranchising the successful job creators. After all, every voter who refuses to be bought is a hundred Super PAC dollars that have been wasted, and that’s bad for the economy.
Yes, you should beware Saul Alinsky. His liberal zombie fingers are pulling the vitality out of the American dream, one Spanish-speaking ghetto at a time!
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Don’t say that the presidential campaign of Newt Gingrich has been of no value. Why, if it wasn’t for Gingrich 2012, America never would have been warned of the looming threat of Saul Alinsky!
the most dangerous dead man in AmericaWhen I say that the threat of Saul Alinsky is “looming”, I’m not being quite accurate. It’s closer to the truth to say that the threat of Saul Alinsky is loaming.
That’s because Saul Alinsky has been dead for over an entire generation.
Of course, what Newt Gingrich is warning us about when he talks about Saul Alinsky is the remaining cadre of Alinskyites, trained in the art of dangerous Socialist politics by Saul Alinsky himself. Prime among that new Socialist cadre is Barack Obama himself.
Just think of it: Barack Obama was ten years old when Saul Alinsky died. Ten years old. Get it? Obama was just at the right age to have been taught to ride a bicycle by Alinsky.
Bicycle. Do I need to say anything else? The very word causes shivers to run down the spine of every red blooded American capitalist. The bicycle suggests a lazy self-sufficiency that is a virus in the nucleus of prosperity.
Socialist Europeans love to ride their bicycles down quaint little streets to get long, phallic-shaped loaves of bread that were made with flour grown by farmers’ cooperatives. Yes, by cooperatives, comrade.
Every bicycle ride that an American takes is five dollars of profit stolen from the oil industry. It’s a car that isn’t manufactured, leaving our factories idle so that we can’t fight back when Red Ivan decides to invade, and you know what happens next, don’t you? Yes, your children will be saying “vodka”, and they’ll never learn about how Jesus wrote the Bill of Rights.
I’m not ashamed to say that Saul Alinsky makes me quiver in my boots, because the truth is, he wanted to “enfranchise” low income workers. Now, think about this: Why would anyone want to encourage losers, who can’t even figure out how to earn a million dollars for themselves, to vote? It’s like publishing an advertisement in the newspaper asking for unemployed men to come and date your daughter! Why poison the gene pool?
The truth that the Maoist media doesn’t want you to know about is that enfranchising poor people is tantamount to disenfranchising the successful job creators. After all, every voter who refuses to be bought is a hundred Super PAC dollars that have been wasted, and that’s bad for the economy.
Yes, you should beware Saul Alinsky. His liberal zombie fingers are pulling the vitality out of the American dream, one Spanish-speaking ghetto at a time!
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