Tuesday, November 29, 2011

MUTH'S TRUTHS 11/29/2011

THE “WHERE’S WALDO?” REPORT

Morning Score helpfully lets us know where the GOP presidential candidates are campaigning today:

Cain gives a foreign policy speech at 7 p.m. at Hillsdale College in Michigan. Besides his appearance with the Cuban-American leaders, Romney has two fundraisers in Florida. Perry will campaign with Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Hudson, N.H. Huntsman has a town hall in Nashua and a house party in Concord. In South Carolina, Gingrich tours a Christian school on Hilton Head Island, visits his campaign office in Bluffton, and finishes the day with a town hall in Newberry. Santorum stumps in Georgia.

Hmm, not a single campaign stop by any of the Republican candidates here in the “First in the West/Fifth in the Nation” state?  Go figure.


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THE TRUTH ABOUT HARRY REID’S “MYTH” ABOUT GOV’T RED TAPE

Recently, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid took to the floor of the United States Senate to pontificate over what he called the “myth” of job-killing government regulations and rules. Reid claimed Republicans "have yet to produce a single shred of evidence that the regulations they hate so much do the broad economic harms they claim. That's because there is none.”

For a man assumed to be drug free, Harry sure can be delusional sometimes.

To explode Reid’s myth about the “myth” of job-killing regs & rules, I have one word for you: FedEx.


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SIGN UP NOW FOR FREE 30-DAY TRIAL OF SILVER STATE CONFIDENTIAL!

If you’re not a subscriber to Silver State Confidential, here’s a sampling of what you’ve missed over the past couple of days:

·         Part V of The Elizabeth Halseth Story (Part VI scheduled to be released later today!)
·         Mitt Romney’s glass house on the “amnesty” issue
·         Pakistan’s 1,600 “obscene” words banned from texting (damn it!)
·         Another GOP assembly candidate inks Tax Pledge in primary race against non-Pledger
·         Newt’s early Christmas present
·         Two former First Friday guests “in the news” (and in the Sports section!)
·         How high the Steve Wark/HOA scandal might rise (really high!)
·         The most likely new GOP assembly boss
·         Democrats make all the right moves while Republicans playing tiddly-winks
·         Memo to libs: Nevada is NOT a low-tax state; think tank sez so

Movers and shakers noted in Silver State Confidential yesterday included: Jim Wheeler,Kelly Kite, Pat Hickey, John Hambrick, Cresent Hardy, John Lee, Steven Horsford, Kelvin Atkinson, Dina Neal, Dina Titus, Ruben Kihuen, Richard McArthur, Scott Hammond, Ed Goedhart, Pete Goicoechea, Barbara Cegavske, Danny Tarkanian, Sharron Angle andTRUNC.

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THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF ASS. MARK SHERWOOD

Suffering through a little mid-life crisis, Assemblyman Mark Sherwood went out and bought a new Ford Mustang Saturday evening.  Said he wanted something with a little “giddy-up and go.”  On his way home from the dealership, he decided to stop at the Westwind Drive-in theater off Rancho Drive to catch the new Muppets double-feature.

During intermission the Las Vegas Republican went to the snack bar for a refill on his bucket of popcorn. Upon his return he realized that he had locked the doors and left the keys in the ignition. Frustrated by this, he immediately called the dealership.

Sherwood explained the situation to the night manager and informed him that he planned to break into the car.  He then asked which window would be the cheapest to replace. The night manager explained that he could avoid damaging his new car by simply calling a locksmith. 

To which the Assembly GOP Messaging Chairman responded, in a frantic tone: "I don't have time to wait for a locksmith. It's starting to rain and I need to put the top up!"

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

"Clearly the Obama administration has been comfortable allowing foreign governments to enter a lawsuit against an American state.  So here's a simple way to think of it: President Obama sided with Mexico, I would side with South Carolina." – Newt Gingrich on Obama’s Justice Department trying to block South Carolina's tough immigration law (h/t Morning Score)

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